ATTENTION: Wardrobe Mal-function

Once upon a time modern day Cinderella had a dress made for her out of a beautiful fabric....the dress turned out to be a disaster and now its only three days to the ball and Cinderella has absolutely nothing to wear. Where's the fairy god mother, that the ever popular children tale speaks of, who materializes out of thin air in a puffy dress - or in this case of the twenty first century,in a lady Gaga outfit with her purse made out of pork products as her magic wand? 

When you find her let me know, I desperately need her services.